I excuse the first doughnut by telling myself (and anyone who will listen) that I didn’t have breakfast. I sneakily eat another when nobody is in the room, wiping away the telltale sugar crystals with a tissue and stuffing in the bin, under some scrunched up paper.
I stop myself at two, knowing there’s a pub lunch in the offing and there won’t be room for my fish and chips if I eat any more. I don’t want people to look down their noses at my appetite.
In my handbag the “buy one get one free” box is well hidden.
6 comments:
Atleast you are keeping in mind... Thats good enough! :-)
I didn't have breakfast either. Please pass the doughnuts.
We all have out little guilty pleasures, don't we?
It's very sad.
I had a couple of donuts today myself.
Just one more, I'll work it off tomorrow!
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